About this siteHere is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
Quote of The Day
„Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I’m a locksmith. And… I’m a locksmith…“
Other funny quotes
- An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh.
- Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
- If you’re going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way.
- A great many people have a soldier’s stomach – everything they eat goes to the front.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
- I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
- Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.