About this siteHere is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
Quote of The Day
„Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.“
Other funny quotes
- Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- I can resist everything except temptation.
- I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
- Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”
- Home is the girl’s prison and the woman’s workhouse.
- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.
- Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
- A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.