About this siteHere is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
Quote of The Day
„When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.“
Other funny quotes
- There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
- Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Ideas don’t stay in some minds very long because they don’t like solitary confinement.
- Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
- Of all the things that tax a man’s patience, there’s nothing to compare with a stuck zipper.
- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
- Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff
- His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.