„There are three kinds of people – those who can count and those who can’t.“

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.