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Don’t want to read too much? Here are some short funny quotes

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

Harry S. Truman

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Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.

Mignon McLaughlin

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Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!

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I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

W.C. Fields

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If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

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I started at the bottom and it’s been downhill ever since.

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He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O’Dea

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Mitch Hedberg

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