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If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
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Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.
Mignon McLaughlin
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields
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I started at the bottom and it’s been downhill ever since.
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He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Paddy O’Dea
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg
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