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Here is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.Categories
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„Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.“
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Other funny quotes
- I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West
- Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
- You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they won’t come to yours.
- I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Don’t have a cow, man.
- Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
- I have a love interest in every one of my films – a gun.
- Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you.
- First law on holes – when you’re in one, stop digging.
- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.