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Here is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.Categories
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„It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know.“
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- I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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- The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
- If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
- Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
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