About this siteHere is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
Quote of The Day
„I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.“
Other funny quotes
- I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?”
- A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Always do right – this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
- Here’s to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.
- It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
- Britain has invented a new missile. It’s called the civil servant – it doesn’t work and it can’t be fired.
- Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
- Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot.
- I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.