About this siteHere is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
Quote of The Day
„I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.“
Other funny quotes
- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
- It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowin off.
- Give a man a free hand and he’ll try to put it all over you.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
- I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
- There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
- A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
- Home is the girl’s prison and the woman’s workhouse.
- A hard man is good to find.