About this siteHere is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
Quote of The Day
„Half of the people in the world are below average.“
Other funny quotes
- I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.Bill Cosby
- Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?
- A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
- The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.