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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

Woody Allen

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Do you know why they call it ‘PMS’? Because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex … It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

Albert Einstein

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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

George W. Bush

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If you’re going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

Jayne Mansfield

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Santa Claus has the right idea … visit people only once a year.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

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Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

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Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

Charles D. Warner

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People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, ‘How do you think I got the job?

Posted on November 22, 2010 by raluca

Dick Cheney

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Category Archives: Funny quotes and sayings

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

Do you know why they call it ‘PMS’? Because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex … It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.

If you’re going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way.

Santa Claus has the right idea … visit people only once a year.

Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, ‘How do you think I got the job?

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