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You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It’s plucking your eyebrows. That’s how I originally got pierced ears.
I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.
Jamie Lee Curtis
We women don’t care too much about getting our pictures on money as long as we can get our hands on it.
Ivy Baker Priest
Robert A. Heinlein.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.