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Funny quotes about women! Only about women.

Home is the girl’s prison and the woman’s workhouse.

George Bernard Shaw

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He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Mae West

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Will Rogers

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney

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Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Kathy Lette

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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

Adrienne Gusoff

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Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

Oscar Wilde

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.

Mark Twain

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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Mel Brooks

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Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister … and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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