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You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Doug Larson

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Joe E. Lewis

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I like marriage. The idea.

Toni Morrison

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Woody Allen

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Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh’s medicine cabinet.

Jay Leno

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Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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