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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
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Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it’s because I’m not a bitch. Maybe that’s why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
Bette Davis
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I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Mae West
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I never implied you were a neanderthal; that would be a huge step up for you.
Wayne Pearson
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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
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