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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
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You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
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Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.
Agatha Christie
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If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
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Trouble defies the law of gravity. It’s easier to pick up than to drop.
Johathan Raban
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Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it’s because I’m not a bitch. Maybe that’s why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
Bette Davis
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I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
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Home is the girl’s prison and the woman’s workhouse.
George Bernard Shaw
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