„An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.“
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Other funny quotes
- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
- Don’t talk to me about Naval tradition! It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
- It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
- The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
- By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
- A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.