About this siteHere is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
Quote of The Day
„A rich man’s joke is always funny.“
Other funny quotes
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
- He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That clearly points to a political career.
- How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.
- The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
- Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.