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„Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.“

„You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?“

„Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.“

Agatha Christie

„If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.“

Harry S. Truman

„Trouble defies the law of gravity. It’s easier to pick up than to drop.“

Johathan Raban

„Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it’s because I’m not a bitch. Maybe that’s why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.“

Bette Davis

„I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.“

Emo Philips

„A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!“

Doug Larson

„How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?“

Woody Allen

„Home is the girl’s prison and the woman’s workhouse.“

George Bernard Shaw



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    Here is where you will read the best collection of funny quotes. Discrimination is not good, so we did not leave anyone behind. You can read funny or simply stupid things said by writers, actors, comedians, singers, movie makers or anonymous quotes. And all of that because we believe that not taking life seriously is the number one attribute of people with a great sense of humor. Sit back and have a sip of fun.
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